Hot and Wet
What a bizarre summer.In the past week I've been cold, hot, sweaty, wet, and dry. There is a microcosm of climate change happening in my pants. Does anyone still read this stupid blog?
Write the Wrong
What a bizarre summer.In the past week I've been cold, hot, sweaty, wet, and dry. There is a microcosm of climate change happening in my pants. Does anyone still read this stupid blog?
To all my friends out there that I forget to call, break dates, and generally ignore, I'm sorry! What can I say, the new lady in my life is extremely demanding of my time! Don't give up on me though. I still have a bunch of you guys that I need to have over to show off the baby. Ella is well over 15 lbs now and is doing great. She will be 4 months on 8/17, and her favorite thing to do now is bounce in her bouncer. I can't wait for you guys to check her out. I think I sense another poker party coming up....
Hey everyone! I have a really good excuse for not posting this time! It's about 11 lbs, wiggly, and poopy. Yes, that's right, my baby's HERE!! Her name is Ella Josephine, and was born April 17. She was 9 lbs, 3.8 ounces, and 21.5 inches long! We tried encouraging her to come out nicely for two days, and finally the doctor said there was no way that big baby was coming out, let's say... traditionally. So, about 1 hour later, I had my baby in my arms. It was truely amazing!
Wow, it's been a while since I last updated. So long I'd nearly forgotten about this thing until I saw the sad, neglected link staring at me from my favorites menu.... So, how is everyone? We are having our first real snowfall here this morning. Stewie (who is 75 lbs now!) had a blast running around in the snow like an idiot this morning.
Sorry I haven't posted for a while, but just wanted to let everyone know that the pregnancy is going well. We had our first real ultrasound yesterday and guess what? It's a girl! She is going to be born into probably the best family for a little girl. I know every girl wants a horse and she'll have five, or six to choose from!
Monday I was lucky enough to enjoy my second track day of the year. I could not have asked for a better day either. It was absolutely stunning out. This time I was riding with a friend in the Intermediate class, which is basically a zoo. There are "control" riders out there, but they aren't controlling much. Everyone pretty much just goes at their own pace, which is fast. I had a great day though. I learned a ton, and improved dramatically. I'm still having a problem with turn 7, but I'm getting better. Unfortunately my friend that I was riding with had a nasty ending. He was running a little faster than me all day, and then in the next to last session he had a low-side. Which is about the nicest wrech you can have, but as soon as his bike got into the grass, it caught dirt and flipped up into the air. When it landed, it was in pieces! If I get some good photos I'll post them in a couple days.
Well, the George-cloning business took a serious turn for the worse this week. Unfortunately we lost the pregnancy. It has been pretty tough dealing with this, but the good news is that we are both healthy, and we will try again in a month or two. I did learn something through this experience though that I did not know... Miscarriages are surprisingly common. It seems that up to 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage within the first 13 weeks. I know it is cliche' and all, but it is for the best. If the body realizes something isn't right, it stops the pregnancy, so obviously this needed to happen. Please keep up in your thoughts and prayers.
Well, I lucked out and got into my first Motorcycle Track day of the year yesterday. I got to ride with some friends up at Mid-Ohio Race Course. They just repaved it this year and it is pretty nice. Unfortunately someone had to screw it up right off the bat. There was a rider in the first group that went out, and leaked oil over about half the track! We had to sit around and wait about an hour and a half for the track crew to clean it up. But, once they did we were rolling! I entered the Novice class for this first track day because I wanted to work on just getting my confidence back. After last year's wreck in turn 1 I was still pretty timid, but by the end of the day I was right back in my groove. Okay, I was still pretty sketchy on my left turns, and was definately not hanging off as much as my right. But I was really feeling more confident.
Can someone please explain to me why it's called "Scientology"? It seems like Science is the last thing on their minds, unless you count Science-Fiction as Science.
Yup, it finally happened! I've infected my wife, with a BABY!
Seeing as I make money from the technology industry, you would think that I am all for the faster and faster expansion of the digital domain. In most cases, that is true. I love gadgets, and creative new toys that make our lives easier. However, I think we still have a long way to go when it comes to the whole "Product Recommendation" fuzzy logic thing.
Normally I don't watch a lot of the Olypmics. Not that I don't like them, it just seems like they always slip by me when I'm not looking. But this year I've really gotten into them. I've really liked the Speed Skating, and of course snowboarding. However, I do have two complaints.
Well, it was an absolutely gorgeous Valentines day here today. I hope you all got someone in your life something nice. And no, Stripper-Grams , do not count as "nice". I'm building something for my hunny. I might get a picture posted of it after the big reveal. That is, if it doesn't look like a retarded Charlie Brown built it.
So, I'll know a little more tomorrow.
Well, for all of you keeping track out there. I'm still alive. I had my surgery yesterday and everything went pretty well. They put me under, and cut out pieces of my lymph node. The good news is that it's not cancer. The bad news is that I'm infected with something, so we gotta figure out what it is. So, the surgery itself wasn't bad. The worse part was the air tube they put down my throat. It feels like some little person went in my throat and started kicking things. But hey, I did get a cool wound to gross everyone out with!
Weird Email Subjects for today....
Like everyone, I'm buried in a pile of SPAM email everyday. Some want to help me make money, others seemed very concerned about my wife's sexual satisfaction. Sometimes though, some of these emails have the strangest titles. So, I'm going to start posting the titles of the ones that really make my brain hurt. Now, I never open any of these, so I can only imagine what they contain....
See, this guy looks happy, and contemplative! There's no way you can be tan, satisfied, and in such deep thought with normal everyday light. No way, you need the healing power of radiation!
Does anyone else besides me remember these toys?
Yup, that's right, someone's going to finally put me in my place. During a recent physical, I found out that I have a growth in my chest. It turns out that it's an infected lymphnode. So, Wednesday they're going to cut my throat, and pull out pieces of it to see why it's infected. It should be a blast... I'll be sure to post pictures if I get any!
Capital punishment is stupid, and if you believe in it, not only are you stupid, but you also hate Jesus. Yup, that's right, you hate Jesus. First, let's address the stupid part. Here's a basic breakdown of reasons for the death penalty:
Okay, I'm calling "Bullshit" on this whole "War on Christmas" thing. I've just spent three of the longest days of my life present shopping, and I would guess that out of 10 stores I went to, 8-9 of them said "Merry Christmas" as I left the store. The other store just said "Thank you". I'm totally disillusioned with network news! I had a big speach all prepared for when those Satan-loving dared to wish me their pathetic "Happy Holidays". I was going to go tell them how they hate Jesus, and Jesus is just a baby, so they hate babies, as I spat on them and ran out of the store crying "BABY KILLERS!!!". But I didn't get one opportunity. Damnit! Where's all this oppression I've been hearing about?
As my family and I went out to dinner at a Chinese Buffet tonight I realized that sometimes we really take some unnecessary risks. Who knows why we do it. Sometimes it's to save some money. Sometimes to save time, but sometimes we just don't think. Such as:
I hope everyone had a very nice Thanksgiving holiday, I know I did. This year was the first year ever that my wife and I actually didn't have to run around all day. Yup, we made everyone come to us this year and it turned out really well. In fact, I can't think of how it could have been any better! The weather cooperated, and we had very decorative snow on and off all day. The only minor problem was that up until about 24 hours before the party we didn't have a table, and needed something that would sit 8 people! After a ton of searching, we found a table, and four chairs straight out of 1965 for $125 from the local antique mall!
I went to see Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire last night, and I have to say, I was disapointed. But that's probably because I read the book. Okay... I had the book read to me by Jim Dale. Anyways, I can sum up the movie like this:
I really feel like we don't have enough craftsmen left in this country. Years past, it was a minority of people who went to college after high school. Those that didn't went either into armed forces, trade schools or apprenticeship programs. Now it seems like kids are just expected to go to college. I'm a little concerned at this. I know from my perspective, I got into college, and I had no idea what I wanted to do. I ended up going to a technical school to get my MCSE (Microsoft) certification. It was something I was interested in, and gave me the skills and credentials I needed to get a good job that led to a career.
For weeks now I keep checking vacation packages, hoping and praying to find some way to get out to Vail this year for a snowboarding vacation. But all I've discovered is that I don't have the $1500 for a decent trip.
I don't know where you folks are from, but around here we get some really stupid advertisments on the radio. The latest one I heard today was a car advertisment where the talking head said that you should come down and buy a car because they will pay off the balance of your current loan up to $10,000! The thing that had me shaking my head was that they make it sound like they would just take care of your current loan, and the balance would just vanish into thin air. Do people really think some car dealer is going eat a $8000 loss just so they can make $1000 on that Hundai they're trying to get rid of.
Could someone please let me know what the allure of the Royal family is? I just don't get it. They don't do anything. They are basically inbred glorified goodwill ambassadors. On some level I feel bad for them. It seems like they are just there for the people's amusement. They try so hard to look like they've got everything under control, meanwhile their subjects just sit there staring for a hair to be out of place so they can ridicule them. It really just seems like a cruel experiment or something. I guess the Brits have the royal family, and we Americans have our celebrity fascination. No, I can't explain that one either.
I was listening to the news today and was really shocked when I heard there are actually a lot of bank robberys. I just can't imagine robbing a bank these days. I mean, I don't think any of them have big piles of money in their vaults do they? There's no huge mountains of gold bars anymore right? I think all the money is transfered electronically any more. At best a bank would have maybe $20,000 on hand to cash checks on Fridays. If you think about it, that's really not that much money. Definately not worth jail time. Amazing.
If you haven't had a chance to watch The Colbert Report yet, then either you work for a living and can't stand to stay up till midnight on a weeknight, or you're just lame. You don't want to be lame do you?