Say What?

Like everyone, I'm buried in a pile of SPAM email everyday. Some want to help me make money, others seemed very concerned about my wife's sexual satisfaction. Sometimes though, some of these emails have the strangest titles. So, I'm going to start posting the titles of the ones that really make my brain hurt. Now, I never open any of these, so I can only imagine what they contain....

Today's strangest email subjects:

Flawless Prescription Experts - Porn for pharmacists? "Wow, look at the size of her dispenser!"
Mature Amateur Peeing in Jeans in Garage - Maybe if she had a Flawless Prescription Expert filling her prescriptions, she wouldn't have these problems...