War on Christmas

Okay, I'm calling "Bullshit" on this whole "War on Christmas" thing. I've just spent three of the longest days of my life present shopping, and I would guess that out of 10 stores I went to, 8-9 of them said "Merry Christmas" as I left the store. The other store just said "Thank you". I'm totally disillusioned with network news! I had a big speach all prepared for when those Satan-loving dared to wish me their pathetic "Happy Holidays". I was going to go tell them how they hate Jesus, and Jesus is just a baby, so they hate babies, as I spat on them and ran out of the store crying "BABY KILLERS!!!". But I didn't get one opportunity. Damnit! Where's all this oppression I've been hearing about?

Rolling the Dice

As my family and I went out to dinner at a Chinese Buffet tonight I realized that sometimes we really take some unnecessary risks. Who knows why we do it. Sometimes it's to save some money. Sometimes to save time, but sometimes we just don't think. Such as:

1. Eating Shelfish at a Buffet
2. Eating Sushi at a Buffet
3. Hiring a friend's friend to do some electrical work.
4. Agreeing to smell something right after someone whinces at the smelling the same thing.
5. Agreeing to fly with a friend who has a subscription to "Budget Flying".

Can you think of any....?