Space Race for Retards

Okay, I don't understand something... Why in the hell are we going back to the moon? Our president Bush has stated that we will be going back to the moon in the near future. But why? We've been there, remember. A few times. We've taken pictures, run around on our dune buggy, and had some laughs. We've done it. Now, I'd like to see us set up a station there. A real, working space station on the moon! How kick-ass would that be? With people living there, procreating, and actually having lives! That would be the coolest reality show EVER!

So, screw the moon, let's go tear it up on Mars!